野外妄想(1)

 なんだかしばらく淡々としてたみたいに見えるけど、実は最近別の困ったことがムクムクと起きて、ちょっと困ってるのです。 最近は数週間に一度くらいニセチン君と戯れてるんだけど(Mr.ニセデカとはあれっきりで、消毒した後ビニール袋に密封)、あれだけ凛々しいモノを挿入しているにもかかわらず自分が凄く身軽でフレキシブルなのがすごく新鮮で、ゆえにヤバい妄想が最近押さえられなくなってきたのです。
 
 丁寧にニセチンをあそこに収めると、心臓がキュンとしてドキするのは相変わらずで、これは全然色あせないステキな感覚。 でも最近時々、このまま外に出たら…、と危ない妄想が湧いてきて、消そうとしても全然無理なわたしなんです。 あああ、どうしよう!
 実は今晩も、薄手のボディスーツに身を包んだまま、かれこれ一時間ほどずっと悩んでいます。 ボディスーツって、おデブなおばさんが体型補正するために着るようなブッサイクなんじゃないわよ。 全身スケスケで股のところがホックで留まるようになってる、彼氏誘惑用のエロコス! これならぴったりと体にフィットするから、ニセチンを収めてもホックを留めてしまえば抜け落ちることは無いと思う。 そしてそのまま普通の服を上から来て、お外へ… お散歩したら… とずっとためらうこと一時間なのです。
 
 すでに何度も部屋の中で実験。 最初はほんとに立ちすくんだけど、力の入れ方とかを工夫すると、一見何事も無いかのように装えるかも、という気もしてきました。 うん。 でもいきなりは怖いし、途中で歩けなくなったりしたら、そしてそんなときお節介な人に声をかけられたら、ううん、そのまま柄の悪い人に拉致されて乱暴されたら、うう、身の破滅ね。 でもそんな最悪なケースを想像すればするほど、あそこの中がジンジンしてくるのもホント。

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