マリアって娘(2)

 突然わたしのオナニーマニアの話だけど、わたしが男よりもぼっちエッチに耽るようになったいくらかは彼女のせい。 かも?
 忙しくてしばらく日照ってた時に、
 「ん?男切れ?」
 と言ってくるし、逆に頭のてっぺんがツーんとなるようなオナニーをしたときには、
 「あらら、今週は美人さんね。」
 って見透かされているかのようにコメントしてくれる。 それは大方男子からの印象と同じようだとそのあと気づきました。 つまり彼女はわたしの女子力メーターみたいなもんだと思ってます。
 だからといって赤裸々にシモネタとかすることは無いんだよ。 というか、マリアはそういうのとはちょっと違うというか、不思議な女の子なの。
 雰囲気は全く違うのに、食べ物の好みは同じ、というかお互い体型を気にしながらもよく食べる。 もちろん下手するとそのあと二日ほど絶食もするけど。 その夜もがっつりと焼き肉を平らげて、ビールで口の中を潤していました。 いやぁ、オヤジだオヤジだ。
 
 「あんた最近ウワサだよ」
 上品な顔のくせにマリアはそんな口調でわたしに話しかけた。
 「なんて?」
 「エロっぽさが半端ないって」
 ぶへ。 一瞬ビールが中ジョッキの中で泡立った。
 「そう? マリアもそう思う?」
 するとマリアは数秒わたしの顔をじっと見つめて、
 「うん」
 と真剣にうなずいた。
 「そ、そ、そ〜かな〜、こまったなぁ」
 どう反応していいかわからないので、適当にバカっぽくそうわたしは答えた。
 「あれは男とバンバンやりまくってるからだ、ってのが男子社員の総括みたいだけどね」
 アチャー、そうなってたか。 でも完全に間違ってるわけじゃないか。
 
 「そうなのか?」
 え?何が? いくら大好きなマリアでも、わたしが大小偽おちんちん駆使して気絶するくらい一人エッチしてるんだよ〜ん、なんて言えるわけないしなぁ。 でも嘘ついてもこいつには通用しなさそうだしな、と思った。
 「まぁ、バンバンかどうかは別として、そんなとこかな、あはは」
 と答えておいた。

 その後の話をまとめると、要するに、ぼっちエッチって女子にメリットあるんじゃない?、ってことになるよね。 ヤバいな、そんなこと聞いたらやめられなくなるじゃん。
 確かに、思いっきりイッた後、しばらく肌の調子はいいし、体の線も一皮むけたようにシャープになってる気がする。 見かけだけじゃなくて、仕事でのアイデアやスピードなどキレも増している気がするのよね。 気のせいかと思ってたけど、マリアの話を思い出すと、どうもそうじゃないみたい。 脳内麻薬のなせるワザなのかなぁ。 う〜ん、ますます興味津々。

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